Bits and Pieces

• Does Al Gore know about this?
• Angelina Jolie likes people...therefore she's
  just like the Pope. WTF?
• GAG!
• Goddamn French assholes!
• Paris Hilton does not want marriage to interfere
  with her career? What career?
• Mike Myers will play Keith Moon in biopic movie. JAM

Tom Cruise is going to shoot his mouth off...again

Good old Tom has been out of the lime light and becoming bored. It's been quite awhile since he's been shooting his mouth off and calling everyone glib, etc. Ah, the good ole' days. Well, wait no more. He's back with a vengeance.

He's going to deliver some lectures about Scientology, mental health, depression, drug abuse and a few other things with really long made up words I've never heard of. If you want to know the history of Psychiatry...here's your chance. It's so funny to think about Tom Cruise lecturing about mental health. The irony. Anyway, there will be four different lectures about four different topics that will be simulcast on the web.

I can hardly wait. My favorite is titled "Handling Sexual Dis-Orientation: Out of the Closet and into the Auditing Room". I'm just going to sit here and snicker and laugh out loud all by myself. Some things just write themselves. I've underestimated Tommy boy, if he can get through an hour or so lecturing about this topic...well than, he's a way better actor than I have ever given him credit for. I have a feeling he's going to resemble his character in Magnolia. Just a hunch. That e-meter seemed to have worked wonders on him though. I hope he has a slip of the tongue and yells "You don't know the history of Homosexuality...I do." That probably won't happen though. Dammit.

"Quantum Electropsychometer?" What the @#$% is that? Here come the colanders, wires and duct tape. You might want to make a little hat out of tin foil and wear it while you are viewing these on the net. Just a suggestion.

Added: (Sun Sep 25 2005) Continuing his vigorous advocacy for Scientology's solutions to mental health problems, Tom Cruise will deliver a series of four lectures on topics related to "The Modern Science of Mental Health" beginning next month. Co-sponsored by the Citizens Commission on Human Rights, the lectures will be held at Scientology's Celebrity Centre International in Los Angeles. All lectures will be free to the public. Due to limited seating at the Celebrity Centre, tickets will be available only to Scientology parishioners and selected members of the press, but the lectures will be simulcast on the web, and a live video feed will be available for broadcasters who wish to cover these highly informative presentations.

The first lecture, set for October 15, is titled "How Psychiatry Invented Schizophrenia, and What Scientologists Can Do About It".

The second lecture, tentatively scheduled for October 22, is on "Handling Sexual Dis-Orientation: Out of the Closet and Into the Auditing Room".

The topic of the third lecture, in early November, will be "Diagnosis and Treatment of So-Called Clinical Depression with the Hubbard Mark Super VII Quantum Electropsychometer".

The fourth lecture is "Neuroanatomical Changes Resulting from Chronic Methamphetamine Abuse: Can Narconon's Sauna and Niacin Treatment Program Help?"

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Update

Thanks to an anonymous tip and a story on msnbc this story is a hoax. I was really looking forward to this craziness.

Brangelina out and about

Definitely looking like a couple now. Jennifer is not going to be very fond of these pictures. [ONTD]

Stupidest Bitch Ever!

This has got to be the stupidest woman to ever walk the face of the earth. She's in a helluva lot of trouble for many, many things.

She wanted to be called the "cool mom". So in order for her to achieve this great title...she bought and provided crystal meth, pot and booze to minors so her kids would think she's the greatest mom ever. Now, why stop there? That wasn't cool enough. So let's add sexual favors for all the underaged boys. Now, that's a cool mom.

Anyway, so what does someone this super cool do the day before her court appearance where she could possibly face up to 58 years in prison? She gets in the car with four minors...11, 12 and two-14 year olds...and let's one of the 14 year old girls drive. What a cool idea! The only problem with the whole thing is that the 14 year old girl lost control of the car, flipped it, and left all of them in serious condition.

Now, her court appearance is postponed. What a total dumbass. The question I have is...what other super cool, idiot parent would let their children anywhere near this woman?

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Don Adams dead at 82

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor and comedian Don Adams' best known for his role as clumsy secret agent Maxwell Smart in the 1960s television comedy "Get Smart," has died of a lung infection, his agent said on Monday.

Adams, who had been in failing health in recent years, died at Cedars Sinai hospital in Los Angeles on Sunday night, according to agent Bruce Tufeld.

He said the actor was 82 years old, but other references list him as being younger.

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The Federline Family Portrait

You have to love the orange, Cheetos powder all over the babies face. This is suppose to be funny, but unfortunately, it looks right on the money to me.

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Jon Bon Jovi Rocks

He's easy on the eyes and he tells it like it is. Besides, anyone who's not afraid to rip on big, bad Tommy Cruise totally rocks in my book.

Jon Bon Jovi has slammed Tom Cruise, saying the actor has "lost it". The rocker claims the heartthrob star "courts celebrity for the sake of it" and he believes Tom's fiancée Katie Holmes is feeding off of his star status.

The rocker told Britain's Daily Telegraph newspaper: "Some people just court celebrity for the sake of it.

People like Tom Cruise.He was always a great actor, but I think the man's lost it.

"You won't ever catch me jumping up and down on Oprah going on about how I love this woman.

And then others start feeding off it.

Suddenly Katie Holmes is on the cover of magazines" The handsome singer also hot out at hotel heiress Paris Hilton saying she is "famous for being infamous" He said: "Another one is Paris Hilton Famous for being infamous And then the people who should be getting the attention, people like Bob Dylan, aren't It's sad" "These people claim they hate the intrusion that fame brings but then they bring it on themselves by having huge entourages wherever they go, attracting attention to themselves".

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"Hey Pot, it's Me...Kettle"

After Kate Moss dumped Pete Doherty for the trillionth time this month. He decided to move on to bigger and better things. Actually, smaller and dangerous things, like a 16 year old girl after a concert last Tuesday.

Natasha Ellis allegedly begged junkie Doherty to take her with him on tour after a gig in Carlisle, Cumbria.

A friend of Natasha’s, Dane Skelton, 18, said he saw the star grope the girl.

He claimed: “They were snogging full on by a wall. They had their hands all over each other. “Pete had his hands on her bum and they were really going for it.”

He said Doherty also launched into a savage verbal assault on ex-lover Kate Moss. Dane said the singer called Kate, a “cokehead slut”.

He added: “He said the drug allegations were true. He also said she slept around and was a slut.”

Crazed Doherty caused havoc on a flight back from his drug-fuelled trip to Ibiza, it emerged yesterday.

He swigged vodka, abused fellow passengers and even tried to light a cigarette.During the trip he allegedly smashed up a villa, causing £50,000 damage.

This guy is the epitome of "tool". So, Kate is the cokehead slut? Whatever.


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The Evolution of a Cover Girl Supermodel

Too much is going on this week with this whole mess. I can't keep track of all the clients that have dropped her since her little secret was revealed in the press. It's quite unreal when you think about it. A model that does coke? Who would of thunk it? Just unimaginable. Hopefully she saved some of her millions and didn't throw all of it away on drugs for her and her charming boyfriend, Pete.

Shamed Kate Moss finally said sorry for her drug-taking last night — and vowed to beat her addiction. The supermodel broke her silence a week after pictures of her snorting cocaine were published.

Kate’s career has been in freefall since she was revealed as a £200-a-day cocaine user.

The Sun also exclusively revealed yesterday that she dabbles with deadly crack cocaine. Cops say they want to speak to her when she returns to the UK. Met Police chief Sir Ian Blair personally ordered an investigation after the cocaine pictures were published.

Yesterday Kate received another blow when cosmetics giant Rimmel prepared to dump her. They would be the FIFTH company to wash their hands of her.

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Bear with me!

I have been a little busy this week and to top it all off...I am having a horrible time trying to upload pictures through blogger. Therefore, I have trashed a ton of posts because I couldn't get them up.

I am doing everything in my power fix the problem and get back to the tacky and meaningless crap we all love.

Ice-T teams up with David Hasselhoff?

For the love of God...why? This is one of the most ridiculous things I can even try to imagine listening to. Why would anyone want to listen to Mr. Baywatch do a rap album? Bleh! I'm holding out for the William Shatner and Kevin Federline hip-hop, Christmas album. I can't wait!

Ice-T is to produce David Hasselhoff's first hip-hop album.

The pair are neighbours in Los Angeles and are said to have struck up a close friendship. Hasselhoff has had some success as a singer, releasing seven albums. He's also said to be very popular in Germany.

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Did Angelina falsify adoption papers?

Angelina Jolie could be in trouble with Ethiopian authorities after baby Zahara's mum was allegedly found alive and well.

Belay Ketema, who said the adoption could be illegal because the law in Ethiopia says that if the mother is still alive she must give her consent and in this case that may not have happened.

"The adoptive mother must appear in court to nullify the old papers and re-apply Keterma told the paper.

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TGIF!

Team Anniston on Oprah

Jennifer Anniston spent last weekend at Oprah's estate driving around in a little golf cart. Oprah could have a ton of house guests and never be "put out". It's like it's own small country.

It is literally like a little war going on between Team Aniston and Team Jolie. Diane Sawyer gets an exclusive interview with Jennifer then Brangelina strikes back with Barbara Walters. Neither of those have aired yet, but now Jennifer is on Oprah Monday, August 19th. I can't wait to hear this dirt and I want to know the whole scoop about Vince Vaughn. Set the tivo's!


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Fraud?

LOS ANGELES - Bridget Jones is untying the knot. Renee Zellweger, who played the lovelorn Brit in "Bridget Jones's Diary," and country music star Kenny Chesney will have their four-month-old marriage annulled, Chesney's publicist, Holly Gleason, and Zellweger's Los Angeles-based publicist Nanci Ryder, confirmed to The Associated Press on Thursday.

In court papers filed Wednesday, Zellweger listed "fraud" as the reason for the breakup but did not elaborate.

A phone call to her attorney was not immediately returned, nor was a call to Gleason later in the day regarding the fraud claim.

People magazine and "Entertainment Tonight" first reported the breakup, which brings to an end a whirlwind romance that began shortly before a surprise wedding in May.

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Renee, Renee, Renee. There are many things that you need to know about your mate before you run off and marry him on a whim. I believe that "love at first site" does exist too. However, there are those tiny, pesky little annoyances that do come into play in a relationship. The little things. Does he snore? Is he a total slob? Does he leave the toilet seat up? How does he treat his mother? Is he a raging asshole when he's drunk? Oh, and how about...he doesn't have sex with women and he's a flaming homosexual? I'm not so sure that's a minor thing that could have been overlooked.

Fraud? I'm not so sure about that. You need to take a little responsibility for this one.

Next time do a little research. All that gushy stuff about him writing the song "I had you at hello" because he had a crush on you since Jerry Maguire. I'm going to go out on a limb here and state for the record...I think he wrote it for Tom.

Bits and Pieces

• I'll just bet this guy is a big Cornhusker fan.
• Shocking. Sometimes being a beard is no damn fun at all!
• Holy crap! They are making a GD sequel to Dukes of Hazzard!
• Burt Bacharach has joined every other celebrity and is condemning Bush's handling of hurricane Katrina. Yawn.

The Prez has to Go Potty

Condoleezza has a helluva lot more responsibility than I knew about. I like the way "NEED A BATHROOM" is in all caps to show a little more emphasis. I wonder if he will discuss this with the nation tonight? If he opens it up for questions...something tells me this will come up.

U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a Security Council meeting at the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York September 14, 2005. World leaders are exploring ways to revitalize the United Nations at a summit on Wednesday but their blueprint falls short of Secretary-General Kofi Annan's vision of freedom from want, persecution and war.

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Score!

"Isn't this Matthew McConaughey's property?
I thought I heard bongos."

"I told you I wasn't juicing up. I just smoke this all night
long and lift my weights. Didn't you see American Beauty?"

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Jessica Simpson in a Drunken Stuper

What the...is going on here? Hmmm.

"I think I may have had more Jager than Red Bull."

Looks like she forgot to wear her wedding ring...again.

Why does this guy look like he is totally busted?

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Dennis Rodman Arrest Warrant Issued

What a mess this guy is. I can truly say that because googling photos of him will literally make your eyes bleed and cause intestinal problems. It's very possible I damaged my retinas for good. Only time will tell.

On a sidenote, the outfit he is wearing in the above pic makes Elijah Wood look like the butchest dude on the planet. After seeing that little photo of Elijah circulating the net yesterday, that is saying a lot!

BRECKENRIDGE (AP) - A judge signed an arrest warrant Wednesday for former arraignment on two alleged traffic violations.

Court Administrator Christine Yuhas said no effort would be made to seek out and arrest Rodman. "But if he shows up again in Colorado, we'll pick him up," she told the Rocky Mountain News.

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Site of the day

From the fabulous folks at Gawker media comes Deadspin. Sports, sports and more sports! I was laughing and reading and laughing some more. I wasn't sure what little tidbit to use as an example of their stuff. I was pretty sure I wasn't going to have to search too hard to find Deadspin's take on Jake Plummer's stellar performance last Sunday. I was right.

This one's for you Josh!

It's Possible that Plummer Just Isn't That Good

As the only guy who ever brought the Buzzsaw to the playoffs, we will always have a soft spot for Broncos quarterback Jake Plummer. But, what, with the out of control hair (facial and otherwise), angry anti-war screeds and the tendency to throw the ball to the other team, it’s only a matter of time until he goes into some tirade in front the Broncos fans and talks about “how better it was in Arizona.”

We sometimes thinks coach Mike Shanahan is staring at him like he’s going to eat him, by the way.

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Bear With Me

Hey everybody! I haven't been up to speed the last couple of days. I apologize. And, no I didn't try to take my life after the Bronco Game and jump out of my window or anything like that. Although, I thought about it. The fact that I live in a ranch hindered that idea considering the worst that would happen is that I'd skin my knee and then would have just been more pissed off anyway.

Fact of the matter is that I have a nasty head cold and I'm a little out of it. Okay, a lot.

On that note, tonight is going to be a really good night to stay home chugging Nyquil, or booze, or whatever and watch the boob tube.

Set your Tivo's. Don't forget that tonight is the Season finale of Rescue Me.

I was going to watch the pilot episode of Supernatural and post the link. It was on Yahoo free for the last couple of days...but, they took it down. Son of a... From what I saw of it, it looked really good. I was really looking forward to watching that today in my foggy state...but no such luck. Just one more thing to add to my tivo. It just so happens to be on at the exact same time as Rescue Me. Naturally.

Bits and Pieces

• Police Academy 8! Is this really necessary? Talk about torture.
• Auction to barbecue and play poker with Kevin Smith. All proceeds go to Katrina.
• Pager implanted in my butt? I'll stick with the pain pills...thanks.
• Free tickets to the Saints game for evacuees. Not to worry about not having a home, money or clothes and all that trivial stuff. Just go watch football.
• Total dumbasses!
• Kayne West is still shooting his mouth off.

Shit finally hit the fan!

Breaking News

No surprise here. The head of FEMA, Michael Brown is sent packing.

WASHINGTON — Federal Emergency Management Agency Director Michael Brown (search) is being removed from his role managing Hurricane Katrina relief efforts.

Brown is being sent back to Washington from Baton Rouge, where he was the primary official overseeing the federal government's response to the disaster, FOX News has confirmed. Brown will be replaced by Coast Guard Vice Adm. Thad W. Allen, who was overseeing New Orleans relief and rescue efforts.

Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff is scheduled to hold a press conference in Baton Rouge at 1:45 EDT. It's expected Chertoff will then announce the decision about Brown.

Developing...fox

Kimberly Stewart is a Pig!

First she calls Jennifer Aniston homely and then this! This bitch needs to take a good look in the mirror. Somebody needs to drop her off a cliff and call it a day. A total, tacky piece of trash.

Kimberly Stewart has made a sick joke about Sir Paul McCartney's amputee wife, Heather Mills. The blonde beauty, whose father is rocker Rod Stewart, poked fun at the former model, who lost her leg in a tragic motorbike accident in 1993, in an interview.

She told America's Stuff magazine: "What has three legs and lives on a farm? Paul McCartney and his wife.

" The tasteless joke is set to anger Sir Paul and Heather, who devotes much of her time to charity work for other amputees.This is not the first time Kimberly has upset a fellow celebrity with her insensitive comments.

Jennifer Aniston was left devastated when Kimberly branded her "homely" and unattractive in an interview with America's Blender magazine.

Kimberly said: "I like her because she's homely. She obviously has to have something else - it's not like she's gorgeous or anything" Jennifer, who recently split from husband Brad Pitt, later admitted the comment "ruined my night", prompting Kimberly to publicly apologise Kimberly said at the time: "It was one of those things you say and then you bite your tongue and think, 'What did I just do?' It made me feel awful, so I sent flowers and an apology"

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Who the bloody f*** is...bleeeeep?

Ozzy Osbourne isn't too happy about the idea of Colin Farrel playing him in a move about the rockers life.

When asked what he thought of rumours suggesting the Irish hell-raiser would play him, the rocker said: "Who the f*** is Colin Farrell?" .

Ozzy and wife Sharon have previously recommended 'Pirates of the Caribbean' star Johnny Depp for the role. Meanwhile, the former Black Sabbath frontman has revealed the best and worst rehab clinics in America.

Ozzy, who has been in and out of rehab all his life, revealed to Playboy magazine: "Betty Ford is a good one. And a place called Promises, in Malibu, which is like a f***ing Hollywood camp resort for wealthy f***ing lunatics."

Personally, I think it's actually a very good choice. Colin definitely has the art of F-bombs down considering that is pretty much all that comes out of his mouth when he's not reading a script.

The movie will appropriately be called "The f****d up life of Ozzy bleeping Osbourne". Coming soon to a theatre near you.

What I want to know is who the f*** is going to play Sharon? That's the bleeping hard part. I'd say Courtney Love...but that would probably totally piss Sharon off.

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Football Season is Finally Here!

Here's hoping we get to start the season out by seeing the Raiders get their asses kicked. Oh, and also maybe we won't have to listen to Randy Moss shoot his mouth off all night. I'm probably asking a little too much there.

No more take-out for me...thanks

I don't even want to know anymore. This is so gross. I had somehow lost my taste for Chinese food over the last year, and I'm pretty sure it won't be coming back any time soon.

BEIJING - The cat is out of the bag at a restaurant in northeast China that had been serving donkey meat spiked with tiger urine in pricey dishes advertised as endangered Siberian tigers. Local media in Heilongjiang province got wind that the restaurant was offering stir-fried dishes and medicinal liquor made from tiger meat and bones, sparking local police and health inspectors to pounce, the China Daily said on Thursday.

The report did not explain where the tiger urine had come from or how it was collected.

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Shut up and eat your peanuts!

DENVER -- Passengers on a Frontier Airlines plane carrying Hurricane Katrina evacuees from Houston to Denver subdued a man and tied him up with duct tape after he assaulted a flight attendant, police said.

The altercation began Tuesday when Jason Glen Tervort, 26, walked up to the flight attendant in the center aisle and said: "Ladies and gentleman, I have an announcement to make. My name is Jason," according to the federal arrest warrant.

When the flight attendant tried to get Tervort back to his seat, he allegedly poked her while saying, "I'm a man," then began pushing and slapping her.

Several men got out of their seats to subdue Tervort, who was spitting, biting and yelling profanities, Denver police spokeswoman Virginia Lopez said Wednesday. The men then used duct tape to tie Tervort's arms and legs to a rail on the seats.

Tervort, who had recently been discharged from the Army, did not appear to be one of the evacuees. It was unclear how many of the men who subdued him were among the evacuees being taken to a shelter in Colorado.

I want to know what the announcement was. It sounded very significant the way he addressed the other passengers. Please don't tell me "I'm a man," was the all he had to say. Okay, we got it already, no need to bite and crap. I'm pretty sure this guy is drinking Thorzine spritzers right about now.

I really don't think duct tape gets all the credit it deserves.

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Another Bush Bashing for Money

Oops! I meant a telethon for Katrina victims. I'm sure everyone will concentrate on the catastrophe and the victims like they should. Hopefully, they will keep the focus where it should be. Who the hell am I kidding? Chris Rock is going to crucify Bush and everyone else. He tore Jude Law into pieces for no reason during the Oscars...he's going to massacre the President. Also, it should be no surprise that the Dixie Chicks signed up considering Kayne West took away their spotlight.

I'm sure it won't become a political mess. Although, I've heard Michael Moore, Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins and Adam Baldwin are still going to be added to the list.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Recording stars Sheryl Crow, Alicia Keys, Paul Simon, Neil Young and the Dixie Chicks will headline a telethon for Hurricane Katrina victims slated to air this week on six major U.S. networks and around the world, producers said on Wednesday.

But it was not clear whether they or any of the other celebrities booked for Friday's event, including comedian Chris Rock and movie star Jack Nicholson, will be permitted to freely express their opinions during the show or required to stick to the script.

The question arose after impromptu remarks last Friday by rapper Kanye West, who used his appearance on a similar NBC network broadcast to accuse President George W. Bush of racism in the government's relief effort.

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This would be the epitome of odd couple

Jeremy Pivens mother is getting a little nervous that her 40-year old son is still a bachelor. When she saw him on Leno, she thought the girl sitting next to him would be perfect for him. It was Lindsay Lohan. Quick, Jeremy run for you life!

Actor JEREMY PIVEN's mother has picked out a dream woman for her son - teen star LINDSAY LOHAN.

He says, "She's an uncommon Jew. She can't make kugel. She's not one to have her brisket in her hand and say, 'Woe is me, why won't my son get married?' But she is finally throwing hints. "

"I did (JAY LENO's chat show) a few weeks ago, and my mom said, 'Who was that attractive woman sitting next to you, Jeremy? You made a stunning couple.' I'm like, 'Mom, that's Lindsay Lohan, and she's 18.' My mom's a little out of the loop.

"(A romance with Lohan) would be fantastic. She's the ultimate shiksa goddess, and she's underage. But I prefer a curvier, more zaftig woman."

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Hope Katrina victims make it through this...

They are going to do a screening of the new movie "The Man" with Eugene Levy and Samuel L. Jackson at the Astrodome and other large venues for all the victims. For the love of God...please do not let this movie totally suck!

Pushing "The Man" in the wake of Katrina is "one of the more difficult things I've had to do," Levy told AP Television News, noting that he's been glued to TV coverage. "We've had to go out and we have to talk about this thing. We have to try and be positive about the movie ... But, at the same time, it seems like the most bizarre thing in the world to do."

"The Man," which opens Friday, casts Levy as andental-supply salesman who is sucked into a sting operation by a maverick federal agent played by Jackson.

"He's a very smart comedian," Jackson said of Levy. "I'm a very smart actor. I know enough about comedy to stay out of his way when it's time for him to do his thing. He's smart enough to stay out of my way when it's time for me to do my thing. And it works very well."

Producer Robert N. Fried said he hopes the film will work on a very large screen — to the thousands of Katrina victims housed in the Houston Astrodome."There are logistical issues, ratings issues, this is PG-13," said Fried. "But we're gonna try to do that."

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Breaking News!

BRITNEY GIVES UP FRITOS

Talk about pre-birth jitters! As BRITNEY SPEARS exited a Malibu market with Frito corn chip into her mouth — then stared at it, eyes bulging and body trembling! "What's wrong?" asked Jamie Lynn. Wailed Britney, "Everything is wrong! Look at this Frito... it's shaped like a TWO-HEADED BABY! This is a sign... an omen!" Jamie Lynn tried to calm her, but Britney was inconsolable until sis snapped, "You're creeping me out — and actually, it looks more like a heart than anything else!" Britney flung the chip down, crushed it under her flip-flop and sighed, "No more Fritos until this baby is born!"

I thought it was Cheetos she couldn't live without. Oh well, I don't know which is more amazing...the fact that she gave up fritos...or the fact that she smashed that shit on the floor. That crap would have sold on ebay for millions. Idiot!

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Tara Reid...in time

The Gallery of the Absurd hit the nail on the head again with this lovely portait. The only thing I disagree with is that she will look like this in 20 years. I think it may only two. Maybe less.
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Star and Gal to adopt

September 7, 2005 -- STAR Jones says she and husband Al Reynolds are thinking of adopting a baby as they near their one-year anniversary.

"We talked about it. We have to live with the truth. I'm 43, although my body is still capable of carrying a baby, maybe, I'm not sure that it will be an easy
with her co-hosts.

Okay, we will pretend...just for fun...that this is an age issue. We will not even think about the fact that your husband has never had sex with a woman, therefore making it scientifically impossible for you to even become pregnant. At least the old fashioned way. You could go the artificial insemination route, but this is much better. As big of a bitch Gal is, I don't think he can even put up with your hormonal, pregnant ass.

Good luck with the whole parenting thing. Just a little advice. You can't be the only person that exists on this planet if you have a child, Star. Also, Gal won't be able to hit the gay bars every night with his pals when he becomes a parent. Hope that helps. Oh, which one is going to be the mommy?

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A Message from the Webmaster

Listen up! Sorry guys...but I had to add word verification to the comments section. It's not too much of a hassle, but I was getting spammed to death. Yep, it's all spam. No...some guy doesn't really dig my blog and wants me to check out his Cialis site. If it's not spam...the guy has way more problems than I do.

I knew I'd get to post this picture some day. It cracks me up. But, I can't for the life me figure out why it reminds me of a contestant on Love Connection. Ideas?

What a tear jerker!

Here are some rehearsal scenes with Denis and Tatum from the last episode of Rescue Me. I enjoyed seeing Tatum O'Neil. She really fits in like a Gavin. I read somewhere that Leary had always wanted to work with her.

I don't want to spoil it for anyone, but last nights episode of Rescue Me was a real downer. Of course, it had it's share of outrageous humor. Next week is the finale...what a bummer. I don't really see a happy ending with Lou either. Is anyone going to be happy in the finale? How depressing and then what in the hell am I going to do until January?

STD King and Queen

These two are made for each other. I feel greasy. greekprincess