Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Star and Gal to adopt

September 7, 2005 -- STAR Jones says she and husband Al Reynolds are thinking of adopting a baby as they near their one-year anniversary.

"We talked about it. We have to live with the truth. I'm 43, although my body is still capable of carrying a baby, maybe, I'm not sure that it will be an easy
with her co-hosts.

Okay, we will pretend...just for fun...that this is an age issue. We will not even think about the fact that your husband has never had sex with a woman, therefore making it scientifically impossible for you to even become pregnant. At least the old fashioned way. You could go the artificial insemination route, but this is much better. As big of a bitch Gal is, I don't think he can even put up with your hormonal, pregnant ass.

Good luck with the whole parenting thing. Just a little advice. You can't be the only person that exists on this planet if you have a child, Star. Also, Gal won't be able to hit the gay bars every night with his pals when he becomes a parent. Hope that helps. Oh, which one is going to be the mommy?



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