A Mind is a Terrible Thing
A plethora of some useful information and some complete mindless crap for everyone's enjoyment.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Another Reason Not to Listen to Rush Limbaugh
Blah, blah, Stimulus package, blah, blah. Liberal, Socialism, Communist, blah, blah. Time to impeach, blah, blah.
Well, now it's time for everybody to get their tin foil hats on because the Obama Administration is making it so we will never know what is in the Stimulus package. Why, you ask? Well, according to Rush Limbaugh, they put it into a PDF file so you can't search for anything. Therefore, making it impossible to know what is in there. They are hiding it all from us! Those Bastards!!!
I have been working with .pdf files for the last 15 years. WTF? When the hell did .pdf files become so damn hard to use. It has to be some kind of far-left liberal conspiracy. Especially considering when you open the file up, there is this cute little "find" box so you can sift through the file a little easier. I did it all by myself in order to get to the Healthcare info.
Get a grip Rush, take one of your pills and calm the fark down. It's going to be a long haul for you.
Here is the Stimulus bill for the morons who can't use Google either.
Via Media Matters
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Looking for something to do on Valentines Day?
Are you tired of spending money on your significant other on flowers, candy and a candlelight dinner? Well, a Michigan Zoo has just the thing for you. For $50.00 you can go on a special excursion to watch all of the animals have sex. Yes, what's more romantic than seeing a couple of primates go at it.
Frankly, I think a woman would be happier with a toaster, but believe it or not, they are all sold out. But, there is a waiting list. So sign up now!
BATTLE CREEK, Mich. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - Chocolate and flowers are nice, but this Valentine's Day why not take your honey for a walk on the wild side?
"We're going to talk about animal reproduction, the different animals here at Binder Park Zoo and their little quirks, different things that get them going to help them reproduce," said Jenny Parnett of Binder Park Zoo.
It's a Valentine's Day date that's sure to ruffle some feathers.
Binder Park Zoo says love birds are flocking to sign up for the Zoorotica program. From frolicking frogs to the love-lives of leopards, this will give you an intimate look at animal mating rituals. More