Friday, September 09, 2005

Who the bloody f*** is...bleeeeep?

Ozzy Osbourne isn't too happy about the idea of Colin Farrel playing him in a move about the rockers life.

When asked what he thought of rumours suggesting the Irish hell-raiser would play him, the rocker said: "Who the f*** is Colin Farrell?" .

Ozzy and wife Sharon have previously recommended 'Pirates of the Caribbean' star Johnny Depp for the role. Meanwhile, the former Black Sabbath frontman has revealed the best and worst rehab clinics in America.

Ozzy, who has been in and out of rehab all his life, revealed to Playboy magazine: "Betty Ford is a good one. And a place called Promises, in Malibu, which is like a f***ing Hollywood camp resort for wealthy f***ing lunatics."
Personally, I think it's actually a very good choice. Colin definitely has the art of F-bombs down considering that is pretty much all that comes out of his mouth when he's not reading a script.

The movie will appropriately be called "The f****d up life of Ozzy bleeping Osbourne". Coming soon to a theatre near you.

What I want to know is who the f*** is going to play Sharon? That's the bleeping hard part. I'd say Courtney Love...but that would probably totally piss Sharon off.



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