Bits and Pieces

• Police Academy 8! Is this really necessary? Talk about torture.
• Auction to barbecue and play poker with Kevin Smith. All proceeds go to Katrina.
• Pager implanted in my butt? I'll stick with the pain pills...thanks.
• Free tickets to the Saints game for evacuees. Not to worry about not having a home, money or clothes and all that trivial stuff. Just go watch football.
• Total dumbasses!
• Kayne West is still shooting his mouth off.