Dennis Rodman Arrest Warrant Issued

What a mess this guy is. I can truly say that because googling photos of him will literally make your eyes bleed and cause intestinal problems. It's very possible I damaged my retinas for good. Only time will tell.

On a sidenote, the outfit he is wearing in the above pic makes Elijah Wood look like the butchest dude on the planet. After seeing that little photo of Elijah circulating the net yesterday, that is saying a lot!

BRECKENRIDGE (AP) - A judge signed an arrest warrant Wednesday for former arraignment on two alleged traffic violations.

Court Administrator Christine Yuhas said no effort would be made to seek out and arrest Rodman. "But if he shows up again in Colorado, we'll pick him up," she told the Rocky Mountain News.

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