Thursday, November 17, 2005

Tom Cruise Visits South Park

Uh-oh! They tried to get Tom Cruise out of the closet. Hopefully they didn't kill Kenny in the process. Did anyone catch last nights episode? They interview R. Kelly and ask him why Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet. Hilarious! I'm waiting for Tom Cruise's lawyer to come racing into the picture any minute now!


View the clip here.
Entitled “Trapped in the Closet,” the duo set their crudely animated sights on Scientology and Tom Cruise—topics previously deemed “off limits” due to the actor’s close ties to Comedy Central’s sister company, Paramount Pictures, we’re told.

According to a source who has read an early draft of the script, it begins with Stan visiting a Church office only to be hailed as a savior by the leaders of Scientology because of his off-the-chart results on an E-meter test. A group of Hollywood A-listers quickly gather outside Stan’s house, we’re told, with Tom Cruise somehow ending up stuck in a closet—leading a news crew stationed at the scene to report that Cruise’s fans fervently want the actor to “just come out.”

Radar via Defamer Updated photo ONTD


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