Chris Klein is a Jackass

I don't need food to impress, man," boasts the cocky "American Pie" C-lister. "It's a flash of a smile and a nice conversation. And at the end of the day, she's cooking the food."

Chris, 26, a self-described "alpha heterosexual" who only dates "8 to 10's," also reveals how displeased he is if a woman he's seeing gains a few pounds. "I'm not tolerant of that at all," declares the actor, who says he has no problem telling his swollen squeeze to shape up.

"When a woman isn't feeling good about herself and you combine that with her period, eventually she'll ask you if you like her body," he pontificates. "You have to say no."

Klein then rejects the interviewer's suggestion that "they're just looking for you to say, 'You look beautiful to me, honey.'" "If they do, it's placating," he scoffs. "I don't placate."

Given this attitude, it's not surprising when he admits the "worst thing" a woman ever said to him was, "You're a [expletive that rhymes with 'brass pole']."

Note to Chris Klein...get over yourself.

I can't believe being called and asshole was the most worst thing to you. You shoud be pretty f*cking used to it by now. No wonder Katie Homes left you for Tommy Cruise. Oh, and Chris, your going to look like you've gained a little extra weight too when someone has their foot-knee deep up your ass. And, yes...it will make your ass look fat.

If you can stomach this idiot you can read the rest here.