Bits and Pieces

• Working in a gas station would suck these days.
• Is it even possible for things to get any worse? What a mess!
• I bet you do. Good friends? Uh, huh.
• Nothing like a bunch of old geezers making penis jokes.
• First it was Iron Maiden...now U2. Sharon Osbourne is on a rampage.
• He's a boring and horny old man, if you ask me.
• Kate is so beautiful and amazing. She's just amazing. Does this sound familiar? Can these guys come up with a few new adjectives to describe their beards? Geez!
• Scary. Like Jennifer Aniston needs any more crap right now.