Thursday, August 25, 2005

Friend of Dorothy

Surprise! Little Tom Cruise used to like to dress up as Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and other girls. I'd like to say that's pretty normal and that all my straight male friends did that as a kid...but, I'd be lying of course. The irony of Mr. FOD dressing up as Dorothy.

Loves it!



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108 Comments:

At 12:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha

 
At 5:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

God!, Tom when did you become this much of a joke? I don't think it's a big deal, a female teenage star could dress as John Wayne and no one will care.

 
At 6:09 PM, Blogger Gabriel said...

It's just nice to see Tom look so peaceful and happy for once.

Gabriel
WearingTheseChains

 
At 6:19 PM, Blogger Amy said...

God, he really was a cute little girl.

 
At 7:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Deliberately baring the right thigh! Saucy!

 
At 8:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He kinda looks like Katie in that bottom one.

 
At 8:55 PM, Blogger Gabriel said...

Real question is Why is The Mummy squeezing his own nipples?

 
At 2:08 AM, Blogger The Sofa King said...

Now this explains everything!

I bet he asked the director of Risky Business if he could dance around in a dress instead of his undies.

 
At 3:07 AM, Blogger Elisa said...

brilliant :)
love,
elisa

 
At 4:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lue.. you're.. you're.. you're a jerk. oh no wait a minute scientology is.

 
At 6:42 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So now he's a cross-dressing idiot. Spectacular.

 
At 6:48 AM, Blogger nancytoby said...

Gosh, no little boy I ever knew would want to dress up like a girl because ... well, because his friends would think he was, um, queer. YOU DON'T THINK THAT....!?!?

 
At 6:51 AM, Anonymous C Murray said...

Hey!
That's not right. make fun of adults as much as you want but in this photo, he is just a kid. Kids can dress up and be silly and have fun and do whatever they want, it should not be for some parasite to come after the adult years later and say 'hey, we're going to make fun of you as a kid'.

Sure the adult Tom might be full of crap when it comes to the scientology idiocy and his inability to maintain a relationship with some of the hottest women on the planet, and that is what he should be taunted for..

..what he does as an adult, not as a kid.

Why do I say this? I would hate to think of pictures of my little kid playing and having fun and just generally being a kid, showing up years later and used against the adult.

 
At 7:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

GOD, JUST COME OUT OF THE CLOSET COMPLETELY ALREADY!

 
At 7:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who said that was a boy showing his nipples?

 
At 7:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

(s)he's kinda hot!

 
At 7:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So now Tom is officially a cross-dressing, Brooke Shields bashing, homophobe who is just ready to premiere in the Broadway version of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

 
At 8:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, god might not be dead but I am pretty certain he is on his back kicking up all nine million legs in laughter.

 
At 8:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

in the second pic he looks like Ashley Judd in Delovely

 
At 8:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I sort of see what she meant about making fun of someone when they were a child, but COME ON!! They way I see it is, if he wants to go around spouting off about everything from atop his soap-box, he better damn well be prepared for some stones to be thrown his own way!

 
At 9:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

In a gown, high heels, and red wig, L. Ron Hubbard was quite impressive - that night on the ship...

 
At 9:17 AM, Blogger Evie said...

That's exactly the case. Tom makes it WAY to easy not to take cracks at him. If he wasn't such a complete moron, it wouldn't be nearly this fun.

 
At 9:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He looks like Tatum O'Neal in the bottom pic. Poor Tom. Hahaha.

 
At 10:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if that's Xenu next to him.

 
At 10:37 AM, Blogger gigi said...

No, he looks more like Mayim Bialik's character in Beaches. He's actually... kind of... pretty.

 
At 10:48 AM, Anonymous beth said...

c murray:

I'm sure no one will use your kid's childhood pics against him (or her) years later unless he acts like an arrogant, hypocritical know-it-all, or worse.

 
At 10:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom is Gay. It's time for him to come out of the closet.

 
At 11:13 AM, Anonymous Patty said...

May be Tom Cruise WAS a little girl? How do we know? How do we know he has a penis? There's no bulge - at all.

 
At 11:24 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This truely has to be one of the dumbest things I've read in a long time. Why do you care what kids are doing for play? They are kids? Are you so homophobic and insecure in your own sexuality that you have to jump and point at the smallest thing? They are kids, kids have fun, kids aren't as concerned as you apparently are about what is truely not even an issue to begin with. Are you even aware that early plays in England / Japan / others did not have women play the roles of women in the plays, men did it. Grown men. Noone giggled behind their hands about how "gay" they "clearly" are either. Grow up.

 
At 11:28 AM, Anonymous Lenny said...

I'm waiting for the other pictures - the polaroids.

 
At 11:43 AM, Anonymous An American citizen said...

I'm not a Scientologist but Tom Cruise has helped millions of people to live better lives. This is obviously a blog that seeks to spread anti-religious bigotry. Tom Cruise is 100% heterosexual and he doesn't have to prove it to anyone.

 
At 11:46 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Cruise is NOT GAY! jeez! You give on BJ and then everybody gets all....

 
At 12:05 PM, Blogger Evie said...

Hey 8:07 AM!

Yes, Delovely. You nailed it!

And...11:24 AM,
Tom, is that you?

 
At 12:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I _AM_ a Scientologist. There are TEN MILLION of us, and we are growing every day. Think about that, creep.

 
At 12:21 PM, Blogger Lee Rudnicki said...

Hey, I know the history of psychology. You don't.

Even though I don't have a college degree, or any formal psychology training whatsoever, I read ALL the Scientology pamphlets.

So there.

sarcasm: off

 
At 12:37 PM, Anonymous Charles W. said...

From my copy of 'Dianetics', page 104, under "How to make a pervert":

"[It would take] kicking a baby's head in, running over him with a steam roller, cutting him in half with a rusty knife, boiling him in lysol and all the while with crazy people screaming."

That's in the Dianetics book, so no doubt Tom believes it.

 
At 12:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if he had a tampon shoved up his ass just to complete the "I wish I were a woman" theme?

 
At 1:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha Ha Ha!! Is he EVER going to come out?!?

 
At 1:47 PM, Anonymous Charles W. said...

It's getting weirder and weirder!

Just googled "Scientology sex" !

Found a dissertation by Mr. Hubbard titled, 'Pain and Sex'. Seems that sex is bad, and was "invented" by ancient - not on planet Earth - psychiatrists! "To keep beings small."

Geez. No wonder Tom is screwed up !

 
At 2:08 PM, Blogger anonymous said...

Actually I don`t remember that young boys would show up as drag queens at such carnival festives. Cowboys, Indians, masked zorros, spidermans, etc. I remember those, but somehow my mind quits its service to bring me memories about boys in drag.

I have two brothers and many male cousins. They NEVER dressed in drag.

 
At 2:18 PM, Anonymous Madeleine said...

What if Tom Cruise was once gay, but was "cured" by Scientology?

 
At 2:31 PM, Blogger Thetan Lover said...

Hahahahaha. "10 million Scientologists." Another lie propagated by the "church." Statistical data puts the proper number around 55,000.

 
At 2:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

THERE ARE TEN MILLION SCIENTOLOGISTS. That is a FACT.

Another FACT - So called "thetan lover" is a disgruntled former Scientologist and he/she has committed criminal acts.

That's three FACTS for your little mind.

 
At 3:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

See what thetans will do to you?

 
At 3:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Madeleine, he's still gay, he's just gone asexual since joining the church.

 
At 3:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ted Casablanca almost got sued for saying Tom is gay back when MAGNOLIA came out (so you know it's true). His "poor little me with my $200 million in the bank and ability to do whatever the fuck I want act is getting to the point where I throw up a little in my mouth everytime I see his effeminate face or hear his hilariously unbutch voice. And if he wants people to stop thinking he's a fag, then he'd better stop posing like one in magazines."

He couldn't know that Tom looks so pretty in the blue dress.

 
At 3:27 PM, Blogger Thetan Lover said...

I'm not a former Scientologist and I have never committed a criminal act in my life, unless parking tickets count.

Another charming Scientology tactic - smear any critics with lies.

When Forrest Sawyer interviewed Heber Jentzsch in 1992, Jentzsh admitted the "8 million" figure he was giving was the number of people that have taken as little as one course since 1945, not total church membership.

 
At 3:33 PM, Blogger Thetan Lover said...

Oh, and I especially love the way you know that it is a FACT that I'm a former Scientologist and a criminal, but you don't even know if I am a man or a woman.

 
At 4:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"THERE ARE TEN MILLION SCIENTOLOGISTS. That is a FACT.

Another FACT - So called "thetan lover" is a disgruntled former Scientologist and he/she has committed criminal acts.

That's three FACTS for your little mind."

None of these are "facts". They are just some brainwashed, can't think for himself, can't count idiot's rantings unsupported by anything at all. If you say thetan was a scientologist how you don't know what sex he/she is? Hmmm? moron

 
At 5:06 PM, Anonymous Annie said...

L. Ron Hubbard had a son who was secretly gay. His name was Quentin. He was terrified of his father, and finally committed suicide. How come Scientology didn't "help" poor Quentin?

 
At 5:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want two things to happen before I croak: 1. for George Bush to tell the truth about everything and2.for Tom Cruise to come out, finally. Neither of these will happen, however. These two are so caught up in their deceit and subtrefuge, they can't be honest. Too bad.

 
At 5:16 PM, Anonymous Bob said...

One thousand years from now Tom Cruise will still be an immortal Scientologist. You will be long dead and forgetten.

Scientology makes immortality possible. Without Scientology you are doomed. That's the grim reality. You might as well accept it, and get on the Bridge to Total Freedom

 
At 5:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This ia a hate blog run by anti-religious extremeists.

Don't let them ruin your future.

 
At 5:28 PM, Blogger Thetan Lover said...

Hahaha. The great thing about Scientology is that you hardly have to do any work at all - they make themselves look like idiots all on their lonesome.

You really, honestly believe that Scientology has made you immortal? A lot of good it did your mate L. Ron Hubbard, who, last time I checked, was still DEAD AS DILLINGER.

Again, same tactic. Every critic is an "anti-religious extremist." Never mind answering the questions they raise, just call them names.

 
At 5:39 PM, Blogger Evie said...

Hey anon. 5:22

>>>This ia a hate blog run by anti-religious extremeists.

Don't let them ruin your future.<<<

WTF? How did making fun of Tommy Cruise turn into this? This is some serious, creepy Scientolgy crap.

Picking on Tom Cruise got lost in the shuffle? Son of a...

 
At 5:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

By attacking Tom Cruise who helps millions you doom yourself.

L. Ron Hubbard did not die. In 1986, after completing his research, he causatively discarded his body and moved on to his next level of reseach.

Evil people seek to stop Scientology. They are doomed for eternity.

 
At 5:56 PM, Blogger Evie said...

So, what your saying is that L. Ron is hanging with Elvis and Jim Morrison and they aren't dead?

Did you see them all at Burger King?

 
At 6:07 PM, Anonymous A sincere man of God said...

As a non-Scientologist and Methodist minister, I have deep respect for L. Ron Hubbard and his lifetime of work to help others.

Mankind has no greater friend.

It saddens me deeply to see him attacked by people who are insects in comparison.

 
At 6:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scientology is a kind of "religious mafia" that hates free speech and attacks people who don't kiss its ass. It is very sneaky. It is downright evil.

And, as you may have noticed, they don't have a sense of humour.

 
At 6:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Would you guys (the "immortal" scientologists) listen to what you are saying?? It's all cult drivel...your saying nothing new- it's all been said before with different titles. Immortality means that your body never dies, thus "discarding" it means your mortal. If your almighty scientology can make a man live forever with his body then maybe you win...then again I think God still has you beat, what with the ability to control everything and all.
I swear I'll never understand cultists......

 
At 6:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, well, you're a Methodist minister! Well, then, I'll have to reconsider what I said.

Um, on second thought, I think you're lying.

Look, if Scientology helps you get through the day, more power to you. Go for it. Just say, "Hey, Scientology helped me. I think you're closed-minded to be making fun of it."

But when you engage in that black-and-white logic..."Scientology saves the world! And the rest of you are doomed!" well, that says more about you than it does about Scientology. And it doesn't say good things about you.

People have good reasons to have questions about Scientology. Case-in-point: Lisa McPherson. But we would *all* do well to consider any issue from both sides. Even you.

 
At 7:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

One cannot be "open minded" about the only chance Mankind has for survival. There is only one path to total spiritual freedom and power for the beings of this planet. I sense that you know this. The hell waiting for you is worse than any hell envisioned by any religion.

 
At 8:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"The hell waiting for you is worse than any hell envisioned by any religion."


Being forced to watch Battlefield Earth?

 
At 9:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The reason Scientology scares so many people is due to the fact the everyone's seen and heard the proof of Hubbard coming up with the thing as a money making scam. How on earth do you people (Scientologists) NOT acknowledge the fact that the guy was a Science Fiction writer who had made money writing science fiction books then created a religion called Scientology because it was a profit builder?

Good for him! I praise him for having the brains to do it. But any "religion" that charges people thousands and thousands of dollars to take "classes" that help them reach a cleaner state of being is absolute lunacy. While churches across the globe do a lot of weird things (no one's perfect) there are very few organized religions who charge people to save themselves. The propoganda thrown out by Scientologists whenever they're confronted with questions is almost laughable. If it works for you, great! Good job! But don't fault people for calling it what it is...The world's most expensive cult.

 
At 9:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thousands of years ago there was a tribe of monkeys who developed complex scientific experiments. One of those experiments was the birth of man who the monkeys intended to use as pets. Unfortunately one of the monkeys, Mertzneffloompo, accidentally allowed intelligence to be given to "Man". Because of this, and man's greater size, man quickly overtook the monkeys and banished them to the bowels of the earth in a cave-like prison place called, "Cavelikeprisonplaceonia". It is there where Mertzneffloompo and the remaining evil monkeys wait and prepare to attack again when the time is right. The day we know as Monkeygeddon. And when it comes, those who have yet to pay their $75,000 in Monkey Killer Classes, will NOT be prepared to defeat them!
___________________

What would you do if I told you I believed THAT, Mr. Scientologist? You'd probably think me a little nuts, right?

That's what you sound like to us.

 
At 10:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you saying Monkeygeddon isn't real? You'll know the TRUTH when the monkeys come for you. And they will.

I'll be safe, I paid for all the monkeyclear audits. Feel my skills, monkey monkey monkey monkey.

 
At 1:12 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If scientologists really can become "immortal", how come they still die? And if the people who die haven't "perfected" scientology, how can everyone expect to see scientology as a chance for eternal salvation.

-Exactly, they can't -_- Especially when the people spreading the acclaimed word of eternally, medicinal life are obnoxiously rude people. (Clearly, this doesn't apply to everyone)

Lastly, Tom Cruise has come out of the closet: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.
net/c.cgi?u=five_shitty_movies

 
At 1:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's worse than just silly ideas. Scientology has a long history of lying, exploiting, and abusing the rights of others.

Scientology's criminal history is a matter of court record. Its abuses are documented - even though it has succeeded in covering up much of what it has done.

Enough is known to form an alarming picture of not just a silly cult, but a harmful cult.

Tom Cruise is a pampered celebrity. He doesn't know what really goes on. He lives in his own special world of perks and luxury.

But he was a lovely little girl.

 
At 1:36 AM, Anonymous Big Being said...

You meat bodies show your true colors with your incredible stupidity.

Scientologist are immortal SPIRITS not bodies. Don't you know that? STUPID. That's right. You are stupid.

If someone doesn't make it in this life they can come back next lifetime and join Scientology - That is if idiots like you meat bodies haven't blown up the planet first.

Start by reading a beginners book by L. Ron Hubbard. And hope that you qualify for membership in the finest organization on this planet.

 
At 2:26 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor Tom. I dressed up as a girl in my preteen years once. It was neat to see how people would treat you differently if they thought you were a girl. I haven't done so since, and I'm no transvestite or homosexual, latent, closet, or otherwise.

As for you Scientologists, I've heard it all before. Yours is the "One True Way" and all other ways are wrong, and the non-believers will suffer an unimaginable hell, while you're laughing at us in your conga line with Robby, who will discover that you're really just disgusting spirit bags who need to shed your spirit and give him soul money so you can become eternal Gold Boosters. I'm already going to hell for so many reasons, what's another stretch in eternal flame for not pretending to believe in something enough to make it feel like true faith?

L Ron Hubbard saves! And takes half damage.

 
At 7:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

L. Ron Hubbard wrote:

"I am not interested in wog morality. If anyone is getting industrious trying to enturbulate or stop Scientology or its activities, I can make Captain Bligh look like a Sunday School teacher."

This is Scientology policy. "May be tricked, sued, lied to or destroyed."

Google "Paulette Cooper," for starters, and that's only the beginning.

 
At 8:49 AM, Anonymous Happy to be objective said...

Hahahahaha

This is a great blog. First time reader, I hope the rest of the posts are just as appealing.

Tom Cruise is a complete ass. He backs nothing up with reasonable facts. Logic is thrown completely out of the window with him. He just "knows". Yeah. Me too. You're crazy.

Yet, Scientology, which was created by a man that publicly stated that fake religion is where the money and power is (approx. 1 year after he said this, he founded Scientology...hmmmm), has this rediculous cult that follows, and somehow believes, the absurb "teachings/brainwashings/cleansings". Dianetics is such a waste of time and intelligence it should be banned from Earth.

Religion is false, people. Personal philosophy, with proper morals and ethics, will get you much farther than the mystical faith religions would have you believe in.

Tom was a cute little girl though!

 
At 9:04 AM, Anonymous Happy to be objective pt. 2 said...

P.S. This blog has been greenlighted on fark.com, your page views are going to soar.

 
At 12:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

L. Ron Hubbard did not die. In 1986, after completing his research, he causatively discarded his body and moved on to his next level of reseach.

so, i'm guessing that his "research" must have had something to do with that Vistaril that the ME found in his system when he died, right? Let's page over to our drug identification guide, shall we?

"... VISTARIL® (hydroxyzine hydrochloride) Intramuscular Solution is useful in treating the following type of patients when intramuscular administration is indicated:

1. The acutely disturbed or hysterical patient.
2. The acute or chronic alcoholic with anxiety withdrawal symptoms or delirium tremens.
3. As pre- and postoperative and pre- and postpartum adjunctive medication to permit reduction in narcotic dosage, allay anxiety and control emesis.

Huh. how about that.

 
At 1:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did L ron hubby doscover or invent scientology?

where was scientology before Ronny?

 
At 1:05 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did Ronny hubbard invent or discover scientology?

where was scientology before him?

 
At 1:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay...Back to The Tommy costume.

According to Defamer.com, his attorney sent them a letter saying the top photo is him but the bottom photo is his sister.

1. What's up with the super creepy, leg-baring thing? He's a kid. That's just too weird.
2. I've never seen a pic of his sister, but if that lower shot IS her, they look way too much alike. Are there shots of her on-line to compare?
3. What's up with the super creepy, leg-baring thing?

 
At 1:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The funny thing is, that little bitch showing leg is probably really fat now!

Remember in Junior High when she wouldn't talk to anybody and was a total snob? Then in High School when she got that modeling job for JC Penny and it was in all the papers and her head got so swollen she'd only date guys from the PRIVATE school?

She thought she was so hot! She actually brought a college guy to the prom then took off early so they could go hang out at a bar.

Bitch.

I heard she totally chunked out and has nasty stretch marks now that make her look like a frea-

What?

Oh, that's right...

It's a guy.

Sorry, Tomasina.

 
At 10:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scientology! Who cares? Tom Cruise is gay! Ask the gay community in L.A.

 
At 4:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Tom, Tom, Tom, maybe if you would have kept your undereducated, narrow minded mouth shut re: Brooke Shields, and anti-psychiatry rants, maybe you could have hid in the closet for longer.
I had a cousin who enjoyed wearing his mothers high heals and her hats, he had hetero relationships in highschool, but he was more of a man than you Tom, he came out. Good for him, he is now leading a normal life finally accepting his sexuality.

 
At 11:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fault him all you want for hiding it if you truly believe he's gay (it's always an easy bandwagon to jump on) but don't fault him for hiding it if he is.

Most posts on boards like this come from extremely liberal people who live in liberal places.

And those people forget about the Red States.

While it's very heroic and liberal of us to say we wouldn't mind if he came out, in truth, you all know you wouldn't buy it next time he kissed a woman on screen.

There'd be more than one smart-ass in the crowd who'd snicker and make a brilliantly funny joke out loud.

Studios are run by marketing departments and marketing departments care about the Red States.

I don't think we'll EVER see a leading man openly admit he's gay while he's a big star.

And you know what? Maybe Cruise ISN'T gay.

If I hear one more story about someone knowing someone who hooked up with him (or Travolta or Gere or whoever) I'm gonna puke.

Suck it up and realize that showbusiness is a business.

And the Red States are very, very scary places.

 
At 9:49 AM, Blogger Indida said...

I have been saying he was gay and no one would believe me. I had proof but this just blows the top off. I hope you don't mind but I am going to link to you and show the pictures.

Thank you so much.

 
At 10:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

so, like, um, if I join Scientology, can I be like kirstie Alley or Jenna Elfman??? They say you can alter matter energy space and time and even alter your physical body...oh dear!

 
At 1:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom is adorable here.
Take care Tom. Don't listen to the people youuu, don't know.

 
At 4:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is addressed to "Big Being"'s 1:36AM post:

What if I were to tell you that I am NOT a Scientologist, nor have I ever been, and I am spiritually immortal? I have lived previous lives and I have memories of those previous lives. I am, as we speak, in my 11th life. What, exactly, does that say about your Scientology teachings? Scientology is NOT the only road to immortality.

 
At 11:41 AM, Anonymous michael jackson said...

you can come over my place any time you want, tommy. we'll show them how to have fun from inside out couch cushion fort and keep out the media. they're just being ignorant.




love a child today!

 
At 1:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The bottom line is this.

If there were ONE, just ONE OT, this site would not exist.

Think about it, clam ronbot.

 
At 1:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dorothy had pig tails and was from Kansas. Tom's drag looks more like Anne Margaret or Ginger Grant doing Vegas. Not only did he crossdress as "Dorothy" he made a simple Kansas farmgirl into a fabulous supervixen with the latest hairstyle. I bet Tom worked WEEKS pulling his look together for this special night. I wonder if he washed and set the wig himself?

A few years after that Halloween, Tom did this nice photo for the gay magazine Parlee. Looks like he's going for the naughty soccer-lad look. See you in the locker room Tommy!

Tom Cruise in Gay Magazine Parlee


Article at sweatpantserection.com


Man, what a heterosexual he is. He is so straight I can't imagine anyone being straighter. He is AMAZING!

Xenu.net

 
At 1:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I for one don't give a rat's ass if tom cruise is gay or not, but when he uses his celebrity status to promote the idea that psychology and psychiatry are false that is highly irresponsible!

Many, many, people have been helped by these professions. At this time there are many poor souls struggling, considering seeking help and he is telling them not to! Many more are maintained on medications prescribed by liscensed doctors. A lot of these people if they took Mr.Cruise's advice and stopped their meds might become suicidal and desparate. How many people will commit suicide caused directly of his well publicized ignorance?

So what medical school did Mr. Cruise graduate from? Perhaps considering his lack of higher education in general an absense of training in medicine he should just keep his ignorance to himself.
So please, please Tom if your listening SHUT THE FUCK UP!

 
At 11:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i also agree about giving kids free liscence to dress up and play whatever they wantwith limits but
seriously this is pretty fucking good. tom cruise is such a psychopath is great fun to find this. i think he's actually asexual, i don't think he even thinks about it, he's not very sexual ever really, just stiff

 
At 8:34 PM, Anonymous Disgusted with liars said...

Tom Cruise is a creep who abandoned his first wife and family in the name of religion. Now he's fathering children out of wedlock. This is no hero; this is just a common, everyday creep who uses his family and faith (?) to promote movies. He's just a talentless, attention grabbing hypocrite.

 
At 9:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to agree to let something a little kid does just be. My god I wish I were that innocent again. I think the adult Tom Cruise has plenty to bash and his pre adulthood can be left alone with some dignity. Sure he's a freak but he is still a person too.

 
At 12:26 PM, Blogger Alena said...

I know kids like to dress up, so I don't care much about that.. it's just that the juxtaposition of TC now vs. that picture is ironically hilarious. Whether he is gay or not, his rabid defense of his hetero lifestyle sends up an 'in the closet' flag.. so it totally cracks me up to see him in a dress with makeup.

In case anyone's wondering, most men who are into wearing women's clothing are straight. ;)

 
At 7:05 PM, Anonymous Farquar said...

Looks like Tom's not in Kansas anymore! (Unless he's there for the Gay Pride Parade.) By the way, Scientology is a cult.....used to hang with the mofos....so I know!

 
At 3:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why is everyone surprised that he is gay?

Suing magazines and people that say they had an "affair" with him -- now that's GAY.

Am I the only one that notices that there are no women that claim to have slept with Tom Cruise or that Tom-Tom is their baby's daddy. It is just guys that say that they slept with him. Hmmmm.

The evidence is all around you. He went out with the girl from Little House on the Prairie and they didn't do anything. She made a face (the "of course he's gay you dummy") when she was asked if she thought he could be gay.

Jumping on the couch. WTF! Who does this?!

I don't understand why he doesn't come out. If Lance Bass can do it, why can't Tom?

 
At 12:18 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've had this theory for years: wife #1 Minnie Rogers found out too late that Tom was gay or bi and left, hense no big movie roles for Minnie.
Wife #2: Nicole Kidman found out but played along to get bigger & better roles. She sucks as an actress & human being, so what else could've jump-started her career?
Wife #3: Katie Holmes.... poor little Katie, does she even know what's going on? And that "quiet birth B.S." For anyone (gay, straight, male, female) to insist that a woman in labor be quiet needs to spend several hours in intense labor him/herself. Trust me on that one; I'm ob/gyn nurse who works in Labor and delivery.

 
At 12:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

p.s. I'm the labor/delivery nurse who wrote earlier, but forgot to add that the photo of Tom in briefs & socks looks too much like kiddie porn.
Oh and thanks to the so-called methodist minister who referred to the rest of us as "insect". That really has the Christian spirit, right?
Ok, here is one thing to consider about the dress thing: does Tom have an older sister? Because I just want to say that as an older sister I did crap like that to my little brother all the time; When he was 4, i even dressed him in my ballet costumes & took some pics. I kept them around to torment him when he became a teenager and started dating. He's in his 40's now & has been straight his entire life.... but still hates me for doing that to him : )

 
At 11:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

So boys don't dress up in drag. Hmmm. None of the schools any of you went to had a cross dress day during homecoming week? Check your year books kids! You are way too obsessed-get a life!

 
At 4:31 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

PPleeze enuf alredy. he was a kid then
DAAH!! u dont hav to b a gay 2 ware those things man!! give him a brake




nithya

 
At 4:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

DAAH dont hav 2 make fuss 4 a childhood pic maaaaaan!! take it easy
he was just a kid then

 
At 8:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a faaaaaaaaaaa--aaag

 
At 8:14 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woah there Tom the evidence is just stacking up...

 
At 7:29 PM, Blogger Gordo said...

Tom Cruise has always appeared to me to be not only a closet gay but also a closet nitwit. He must fit right in with the Dianetics bunch.

 
At 10:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch "Risky Business" again. Bronson Pinchot is his best friend, "Bear" ... he sells women, happily. He's scared of his Dad, his Mom is a ball busting bitch. The myriad of creepy (in retrospect) scenarios is actually unsettling. HE SMOKES!!
Oh wait, this is all make believe isn't it. Isn't it?

 
At 9:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a Scientologist but Tom Cruise has helped millions of people to live better lives. This is obviously a blog that seeks to spread anti-religious bigotry. Tom Cruise is 100% heterosexual and he doesn't have to prove it to anyone.

Hehehe. Google "I'm not a Scientologist, but" - keep the quotes in. Be Amused.

We are Anonymous.
We are legion.
Expect us.

 
At 3:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are f**** up, you know.
He was DRESSING UP.
And no, he didn't "dress up as a girl". Not more than he'd "dress up as a boy" had he chosen the tin-man. He dressed up as a person, Dorothy, who happens to be a girl.
My brothers did occasionally dress up as persons of both genders. They didn't "dress up as a girl", they dressed up as Sailor Moon, Pocahontas, and so on.
No one -regardless of gender, for that matter- tries to physically BECOME such a person. Children dress up as a person they play, regardless of gender, colour or age.
Is America really such a transphobic society in which children are told "you can only dress up in your own gender, skin colour and age or you're ,dressing up as a girl'"?

 
At 7:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom Cruise most definitely has a penis, and it's a beauty !

See it here:
http://www.enemagra.co.uk/tom_cruise.html

 
At 12:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You can't blame Cruise. There is no way that such a stud-type actor could come out as at least bi and not have his box office crushed.

That is not his fault, it is that of the still middle-aged attitudes that most of the world has to personal choices that are none of their business.

I mean heck -- even the gay community has turned against him. Give the guy a break.

 

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