The Cruise Ship is Sinking
All aboard! The destrution is getting ready to happen and the Cruise ship is sinking. It's going to make the Titanic look like a tugboat in its wake.
I won't go into explaining "beards" and damage control, or any of the other crazy Tom Cruise related stuff. I could go on and on. If Tommy boy just came out of the closet, none of this would even be happening. The lengths this man goes through to prove his "heterosexual" stance is sooooo embarrasing. If the idiot would just STFU about everything and lead his life in private...no one would even care. But, noooo, he is just too stupid for that.
If Vin Diesel can do it, well actually Vin has decided to get himself a beard too.
Let's just say...get ready. It's going to be like watching a train wreck.