Bits and Pieces
- Learn to dance like Napoleon Dynamite. Sweet!
- Thank God I found out this was a hoax.
- Surprise, it looks like Duece Bigelow 2 sucks. The crappy reviews are funny though.
- If she was my mom...I'd move out too.
- Get drunk with Tara Reid
- Vomiting on the Pope would be a really bad idea. Especially if your Batman and all.
- Harry Potter is having no luck with the girls. That's not very magical.
- So this is how you get dates. No wonder I'm having no luck.
- Jason Alexander should be less concerned about his short marriage to Britney Spears and more concerned about this!