Here Comes Tom Cruises Lawyers

Sounds like they had a little fun at the Comedy Central Roast for Pammy Anderson. Since, she's not exactly a person that has done a whole helluva lot in her life to even be roasted, it only makes sense that the evening would turn into "make fun of Tom Cruise" night.

Oh my, this is some funny shit. Of course, I always enjoy a good laugh at Tommy's expense. Before I even finish typing this Team Cruise will have delivered papers to Comedy Central, all of their employees, everyone at Pamela Anderson's roast, Dish Network and so on.

“One of the roasters, Greg Giraldo, said, ‘Pam, you being the star of a show about books and reading, is like Tom Cruise starring in a show about vaginas,’ ” according to a source.

The only thing funnier than that...is what someone said regarding Tom Cruise when Jay Mohr was roasted.

They were really on top of it last week when Radar magazine published a story about Tom and those pesky Scientologists and then immediately received a letter demanding a retraction.

Gee Tommy...you'd be the richest man in the world if you weren't constantly paying your lawyers to make sure everybody knows you like women. Oh, plus it ain't workin!