Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Michael Jackson is in trouble...again

Michael Jackson is facing up to 20 years in prison for alleged drug trafficking. The troubled singer is said to have a 40 pills-a-day habit, and has been accused of illegally importing anti-depressants and painkillers from the US to his hideaway in Bahrain.

They say he takes around 40 tablets a day and was even seen falling flat on his face after injecting himself with a mystery substance. The investigation centres around a huge stash of drugs found at the star's Neverland ranch when police were probing the child sex claims made against Jackson in 2003.

Traces of cocaine were also found on the singer's underwear during the swoop. The probe is being run by district attorney Tom Sneddon - who is said to be angry he failed to convict Jackson on child sex charges in the summer.

Surprise! Michael Jackson is in hot water again. When he's not insulting Jews and throwing around a bunch of anti-Italian slurs, he's apparently stoned out of his mind. That would explain some of his bizarre behavior. Actually it doesn't, he's a still a total nut job.

I don't even want to know anymore information about the coke in his skivvies. Jebus.

However, if you look at that photo long enough, you might have a 40-pill a day habit as well. I just took 4 Immodiums, 12 Tylenol, half a bottle of Valium and drank the whole bottle of Nyquil. I'm feeling much better now. Thanks.


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