I said what?

Breaking News

Apparently, our favorite drunken jackass, Tara Reid has announced that she is quitting drinking.

That is pretty selfish and is no fun for the rest of us. I enjoy getting my daily dose of "what Tara Reid did last night in a drunken stuper", every day.

However, on a positive note, I believe she was shitfaced drunk when she made this statement so I really wouldn't believe it just yet.

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Perez