Feces-throwing monkey on the loose
Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay
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CLEARWATER, Fla. (AP) - Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.Brietbart Image from photobucket
The monkey is not considered dangerous.