Friday, January 20, 2006

Eminem Marries...Again

Eminem tied the knot for the second time to his high school sweetheart that he sang about killing. Awww...wedded bliss. For some reason though she looks like a 40 year old tranny and he looks like a twelve year old school boy. Just sayin'.

Apparently Eminems grandma is not very pleased with this union.

She fumes, "Boy, has he made a big mistake. No pre-nup or nothing."

"She'll take everything and leave. Kim is a nasty, mean woman."

"We've never been anything but nice to her but she's turned Marshall against us. I think she's very controlling."



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